Seriously, I'll take anything. Except cleaning toilets. Who wants to clean toilets? Toilet cleaners must be pretty desperate people. I mean, surely working in Mc Donalds is a better job than cleaning other people's excrement from the side of a porcelain bowl. That's what their life's work amounts to. And for what? So they can buy some cake to drown their sorrows whilst they sit at home, alone, stinking of poo and watching Eastenders...
What a fun filled life. I don't know why they don't just put themselves out of their misery. They spend all day scrubbing crap just above a water line, what joy do they have in their life? None. No one cares about the lonely fat cleaner eating cake and crying because they dropped a crumb. No one. Except me. I mean hey, I'm a compassionate guy, I've got a lot of sympathy for these poor people. I've thought long and hard about how best to help them, and I have the answer. Suicide.
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What a fun filled life. I don't know why they don't just put themselves out of their misery. They spend all day scrubbing crap just above a water line, what joy do they have in their life? None. No one cares about the lonely fat cleaner eating cake and crying because they dropped a crumb. No one. Except me. I mean hey, I'm a compassionate guy, I've got a lot of sympathy for these poor people. I've thought long and hard about how best to help them, and I have the answer. Suicide.
End of.
That's the most flawed argument yet. When the toilet cleaners all kill themselves, who cleans them then?
Also, you can extend that logic to delivery boys, waiters, web designers...
People need to learn to not shit on the side of the bowls.
Delivery boys are needed to deliver stuff to lazy people, waiters are needed for people too lazy to cook, and web designers are needed for people to lazy to go to the library.