Damn it man, I need some money, fast. I currently have a massive £3.07 in the bank, which I can't even withdraw. That sucks, and what's more, it's only like 3L of petrol. So I've come up with a devious plan. Advertizzle. I know it sounds like some really cool sparkly drink, but it's not. Sorry to disappoint you. Here's my proposal ...
I am offering my car, which you can see below*:
for advertisement purposes. I do a lot of miles in a week, month, year, and a lot of people see my car. Many stop and stare. Or maybe they're just starring at me because I'm so cool. Maybe... Anyway, basically you get to put anything you want on the side, back, roof, bonnet or any other part (excluding windows) of my car. Here are a few examples of what you might like to put on my car:
And all at a very reasonable rate of just £1000 per day. I mean hour. I also do drive-bys and anything else you might like.
£1000 too much? Well, seeing as it's you, £10 a week. Sounds like a deal. Now pay me damn it.
Oh, and of course you pay for the actual text/images being put on/removed from the car as well. I've no idea how much that costs. Payment is by cash only. Sweet deals people.
*May not be my actual car
I am offering my car, which you can see below*:
for advertisement purposes. I do a lot of miles in a week, month, year, and a lot of people see my car. Many stop and stare. Or maybe they're just starring at me because I'm so cool. Maybe... Anyway, basically you get to put anything you want on the side, back, roof, bonnet or any other part (excluding windows) of my car. Here are a few examples of what you might like to put on my car:
And all at a very reasonable rate of just £1000 per day. I mean hour. I also do drive-bys and anything else you might like.
£1000 too much? Well, seeing as it's you, £10 a week. Sounds like a deal. Now pay me damn it.
Oh, and of course you pay for the actual text/images being put on/removed from the car as well. I've no idea how much that costs. Payment is by cash only. Sweet deals people.
*May not be my actual car
Good luck with that.