Another Day In The Life Of

Mr Fantastic.

Or something.

Man, today sucked ass. Who would have thought going back to college after 3 weeks could be so depressing. Usually I don't mind going back and seeing my mates, but I hate them all so much. Just kidding. What sucked was knowing that it's only a month until study leave, and then only 2 weeks until exams. I'm screwed. I figured if I don't get the AAA I'm predicted, or the AAB I need, I'm going to be a bum. Screw Holloway. Oh crap..

*memo*: Tell Holloway I was just bullshitting when I said they were my insurance place. I don't want to go there at all. Suckers.

Anyway, I'll just be a bum, see the world or something equally as cool. Maybe I'll become an astronaut, or President of the World.

...

Today at college they've put up a new Fire Exit in the dinning hall. At first I thought it was going to be the best term of my life, because it was a door virtually straight from the 6th form centre to the lunch hall. Well, that failed when we found out the handle is on the inside only.
But seriously, they put in fire precautions now? Someone should mention that the fire's already happened...

And to make matters worse House Football is on Wednesday. Usually this is the highlight of the year, but at least two of our players will be away on a trip. One is the goal keeper, and the other is essential to the midfield. We can still raise a team of at least 5, and we'll probably still kick ass because I'm the best, but that aside, what a rip. It's almost like the world is trying to make me depressed and suicidal without trying very hard.

Try harder damn you.


Oh, fucking fantastic. Dude who I rammed just came round and I had to pay £280 of my own money. Now I'm broke. Piece of crap. Apparently it's cheaper than putting it on the insurance. In the long run. Like I give a damn about the long run. Fuck the long run. I just care about today, and today I'm poor. Damn it.


Please donate some money to keep me happy: paypal me some money to solongfx@gmail.com

Do it.

Now.

And I'll send you a free gift*!

*Gift including but not limited to: nothing

I hate life

1 Responses to “Another Day In The Life Of”

  1. # Blogger sam991

    In the future, please warn us before the picture of the 20 stone woman comes up. Consider this fair warning to all other posters.  

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