"What's a myspacer!?" I hear you yell from across the other side of the room. Well Jimmy, a myspacer is, oi, don't look at my like that Jimmy, yeah you better. A myspacer is someone who uses the site MySpace.

So why do I hate them? Aside from their smelly feet, they add music to their sites. Everyone on myspace has some sort of music on their myspace. Damn, how is myspace a "thing" that you can "own" and "use" and such, it's a piece of code. Jeez.

Anyway, it's not nearly as sophisticated as I am.

So yeah, if any of you guys use myspace, take the freakin' music off, or whatever sound effects you have on there. Or at least configure it so it's not freakin' autoplay. Think about it, I DON'T USE SHITTY INTERNET EXPLORER. Ergo, I open many, many pages at once, and flick through them, much like a newspaper, or a Sunday Roast. I also have my own music, which I personally enjoy, coming from my laptop through my external speakers. So when your music loads, and the other 10 people's music loads, I get a god-aweful mishmash of garbage which sounds like garbage. Shut up. I don't want to hear it. Just shut up. Or learn some html so you can remove the auto-play option. Something. You could try slicing the jugular if all else fails. Whatever, as long as I don't have to listen to whatever your favourite track is, 'cause chances are, your taste in music suck. Well, I say chances are, what I really mean is "your taste in music sucks".