Iran has recently successfully tested the world's fastest underwater torpedo, which is designed to elude radar, and simply, convert the enemy. And by convert I mean destroy. And by destroy I mean anal rape.

On Friday they "demonstrated the Fajr-3 missile, also designed to escape radar and capable of hitting several targets with multiple warheads." (Source)
That's fairly worrying; the entire British fleet could be destroyed with a few missiles, leaving us, for the most part, defenceless against invasion. Muslim invasion. Sure we could grab the RAF and bomb their asses to hell, but then we'd get scolded by the UN. Unfortunately for us, Tony Blair is a sucker, and only listens to the UN, which listens to the USA. Now, if Iran is invading England, it will most likely be after advice from the USA. That's how thing's work; the USA is like Snoop Dogg..he's everywhere, and everyone loves him. And by "loves" I mean "hate". And by "everyone" I mean "I".

Prepare to be boarded. That's right, Iran is an ass pirate. They take advantage of situations and then convert you by ramming it hard and fast and saying "Will you be Muslim?" as you're yelling out "YES, YES, OH YES". Trust me, I've been there. Twice. The first time I stoped being Muslim because it's a religion that requires self restraint, something I have none of.


For those of you that think Iran is one of those impoverished countries full of mudhouses and igloos, who could never threaten world security. Guess again suckers. Iran's going to whip some ass. I'd prefer it simply stirred ... or even shaken, but whipped will do.



I think I'm going to try and get a job today. Something that requires "No Experience" ... I have a lot of that.