I believe it's now time to lay the updates on Edgehill to rest. There doesn't seem to be a huge demand for them anymore; people can see what's happening for themselves, and everyone outside Edgehill has lost interest.

So for the final update, I shall say it's been good rubbing how great I am in the schools face; that I could give rumours a place to breed, and let the people know what Edgehill didn't want them to.

Now on to more pressing matters; real news, and real humour. What, you thought the fire was the most humorous thing you were ever going to hear about, ever? Well, you're right. It's hillarious. Nothing can ever top Edgehill burning down, which is a shame because it's going to make the rest of this site look pretty crubby.

So on to the main point, from now on I'm going to be refining crude oil into a product everyone can love and enjoy. Except instead of refining crude oil, I'm refining my website to bring you the latest news and humour every day..but really it's the same thing. Really.

Without BitterDays it's just AWESO

That doesn't really work does it. I got the idea from a tshirt

Remember to enjoy it, and comment on it. And especially remember the part about bringing me some pie.