On the news this morning it has been reported that 3 backpackers, who were presumed dead after trekking across the desert 15 years ago and never returning...well, they've returned.
The backpackers gave accounts of their ordeal; they were captured by the guards at Area 51 after accidentally stumbling on the entrance to the top secret location. They were locked in a chamber for 15 years, not seeing the light of day and having no contact with anyone but themselves. This could have been enough to drive any one mad, and by the looks of their hair they were mad.
They looked a little something like this. There are no pictures of the 3 backpackers available yet, but they sure are a funny looking bunch. Wouldn't you be after 15 years of isolation and no light?
The backpackers were fed though; a bare minimum, what they described as "raw leftovers from the cooking".
Their tale of escape is simply amazing though. After years of listening, planning and waiting they knew when exactly they could make their break for freedom, and how. When the guard brought them their food on Friday he would be alone, they could hear often that there were no other guards in that corridor, and they had been constructing a picture of the building from the echoing sounds (they had become almost bat-like, as their eyes were not needed for 15 years their sense of sound had increased 1000 fold). All they had to do was strangle the guard with their clothing and then run for freedom, along the corridor's which they had mapped out on the floor on the cell, and which had been studied so much that it had been imprinted on their minds.
The media hopes that these people will be able to reconstruct that super-sonic picture of Area 51, and perhaps Area 51 will be exposed very soon. Will they have to move? What is it they do there anyway? The backpackers said they often heard screaming sounds that were "out of this world". Ladies and Gentlemen, this is an astounding development in the history of the world. Hold your breath...but no for too long or you'll die.
The backpackers gave accounts of their ordeal; they were captured by the guards at Area 51 after accidentally stumbling on the entrance to the top secret location. They were locked in a chamber for 15 years, not seeing the light of day and having no contact with anyone but themselves. This could have been enough to drive any one mad, and by the looks of their hair they were mad.
They looked a little something like this. There are no pictures of the 3 backpackers available yet, but they sure are a funny looking bunch. Wouldn't you be after 15 years of isolation and no light?
The backpackers were fed though; a bare minimum, what they described as "raw leftovers from the cooking".
Their tale of escape is simply amazing though. After years of listening, planning and waiting they knew when exactly they could make their break for freedom, and how. When the guard brought them their food on Friday he would be alone, they could hear often that there were no other guards in that corridor, and they had been constructing a picture of the building from the echoing sounds (they had become almost bat-like, as their eyes were not needed for 15 years their sense of sound had increased 1000 fold). All they had to do was strangle the guard with their clothing and then run for freedom, along the corridor's which they had mapped out on the floor on the cell, and which had been studied so much that it had been imprinted on their minds.
The media hopes that these people will be able to reconstruct that super-sonic picture of Area 51, and perhaps Area 51 will be exposed very soon. Will they have to move? What is it they do there anyway? The backpackers said they often heard screaming sounds that were "out of this world". Ladies and Gentlemen, this is an astounding development in the history of the world. Hold your breath...but no for too long or you'll die.
At no point does this article state that Area 51 is in the US. I maintain it's in Cornwall! Have you seen the Cornish? Those are some freaky people.