So I'm pumping my car full of fuel, trying not to think about what I'm doing incase it makes me lose control, and enough with the sexual inuendos already.

Anyway, I've got my nozzle in the hole, pumping it in at 92.9ppl (which is a total rip, by the way, please donate to fund my fuel expenditure), it's about 9.45 so it's not too late. I go up to pay, and there's one man in the queue talking about how he spends £70 a week on petrol, and the guy behind him is just nodding and saying "oh £10 for me". So when the second guy pays for his fuel he turns around and goes "Woah. Hello. What's that scrizzle on your shirt?" (I was wearing my Edgehill Leavers Rugby Top). I replied, "Oh...that's, erm, Edge **muffled noise**"
"What?"
"Edgehill College"
"Oh, pardon me Gov'nor"
"Er..right..."
Then he turns back to the guy on the till and says "They're moving that place up to Atlantic Village in 3 years"
I said "I havn't heard that one before"
and he said "I have, I heard it on the news"


What the hell news channel does he watch? Was he confusing Edgehill with a supermarket which might set up there? I don't know, but he gets the award for best rumour. Ever.

Don't drink and drive kids, but do smoke whilst topping up your car. That's good for you. Damn drunks.