Marrrriiiiaaaaa you gotta see her

I hate City-Link. They came on the 17th, but no one was home. They didn't leave a card; they should have done that. They didn't deliver the next day, the guy at the depot I spoke to seemed to think they didn't usually do that, but from my experience they have always done that whenever I've ordered from them and no one has been here the first time. So because I didn't get a card I didn't realise they wouldn't be coming the next day (Friday). I saw on their site track that the parcel had been returned, I checked it Friday while I was home and I didn't see it had been dispatched so I was pretty pissed off. When I got home Saturday morning and found it hadn't been delivered I decided to ring them .. I'm sure they employ stoners. Anyway, they guy said the earliest they can deliver my camera now is Monday. Fuckers. At least someone is going to be here whether it's myself or a parent. And the City-Link stoner seemed to think the driver would need my phone number .. perhaps they didn't come to my house at all and just gave up because they're too retarded to follow road maps and signs. Or because they're a bunch of pikeys.

Did I tell you about Mushu? He doesn't have aids. Seriously.

I can't believe they called a kid's film's dragon Mushu.

Mushu is not only a type of Chinese soup, but can also be used to mean acts of foreplay, or in general, engaging in acts of a sexual nature with a member of the sex which you are attracted to.

"I got mushu from your mum last night."

"I want some mushu"

"Mushuuuu!"


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2 Responses to “Marrrriiiiaaaaa you gotta see her”

  1. # Blogger sam991

    Thou shalt not disparage Citylink. They have provided me with almost everything in my study.  

  2. # Blogger sam991

    And dude, seriously, you can't title a post about her and then talk about Citylink.

    (though they rule eternal)  

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