God damn it, who wouldn't want to do a beautiful face like that? I'm 78 years old and I think I'm in pretty good shape, lots of people online love me. I got this one little kid who wanted an adult friend because he wanted to be grown up, and I was there for him, in him, out him, everything. It's ok he was 18 or something legal like that.
I've got no idea what this is about. I think I'm high right now, I'm not sure. Either that or I'm in someone else's house. I didn't have pink elephants in my room when I was in here last, just fluffy curtains but they wern't this soft. Oh man, seriously. Oh, you gotta try these, they're so...soft. The elephants are pretty friendly but they're watching me. Yes you pink elephant #3.
I need to molest some more people. Well, I suppose it's not really molestation if they're lovin' it. I just turn on my big smile and we're away. Never underestimate the charm of a 78 year old English teacher.
I wonder if this counts as libel. I'm pretty sure he's dead inside.
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