Update On Edgehill - Friday 17th March 06
2 Comments Published by Solon on Friday, March 17, 2006 at 16:53.
Just a few small points to raise today.
Firstly, the "Edgehillian" magazine, which was intended for the end of the 2005 year, will be available shortly. This was produced by Tom Kingscott, Helen Watson, Emily Gundersen and Alex Pirrie and myself. If you're interested in why this took so long to produce, it's because they decided to have it done in Kong Kong, of all places. Apparently it's 1/3 of the cost, and the quality is higher. After flicking through the samples it does look pretty snazzy and there's some good pictures in there. It's going to make a nice memory collection anyway. Next year's magazine is being put together sooner so that it can be released when it's supposed to.
Secondly, trays will now be used to carry your lunch from the bar to your table. Basically, some retards were having trouble carrying their plates, so we're now using trays. However, once you have taken your food to your table you must immediately return the tray so that somebody else can use it. Personally I think those without good plate balancing skills should be whipped until they learn!
Thirdly, "outlandish" and "outdoor" clothing is now banned, starting Monday. This means no "silly hats" or coats etc. Quotes are from the head's speach in assembly this morning. Apparently, we've all "adapted" to the climate. Some of us have even grown fur. Though honestly, I don't know what happens in Scotland at this time of year, but down here in the South West when it's cold we don't mutate to cope with it. I for one will still be wearing extra clothing. I'd like to see him try and take it off me.
Feel free to leave a comment if you have any more information. "Anonymous" comments are just that, anonymous, so if you're worried about preserving your identity then stop it, no one will know!
P.S. I'd also like to know where there was a sign telling me to "STOP CHILDREN CROSSING" floating around the grass and humanities today? I think telling me to run over children as they cross the road is a great idea, but I'm wondering if there is a point scoring system?
P.P.S. The old bitterdays site is still up if you want to see any of the old articles/banners etc. Find it here
Firstly, the "Edgehillian" magazine, which was intended for the end of the 2005 year, will be available shortly. This was produced by Tom Kingscott, Helen Watson, Emily Gundersen and Alex Pirrie and myself. If you're interested in why this took so long to produce, it's because they decided to have it done in Kong Kong, of all places. Apparently it's 1/3 of the cost, and the quality is higher. After flicking through the samples it does look pretty snazzy and there's some good pictures in there. It's going to make a nice memory collection anyway. Next year's magazine is being put together sooner so that it can be released when it's supposed to.
Secondly, trays will now be used to carry your lunch from the bar to your table. Basically, some retards were having trouble carrying their plates, so we're now using trays. However, once you have taken your food to your table you must immediately return the tray so that somebody else can use it. Personally I think those without good plate balancing skills should be whipped until they learn!
Thirdly, "outlandish" and "outdoor" clothing is now banned, starting Monday. This means no "silly hats" or coats etc. Quotes are from the head's speach in assembly this morning. Apparently, we've all "adapted" to the climate. Some of us have even grown fur. Though honestly, I don't know what happens in Scotland at this time of year, but down here in the South West when it's cold we don't mutate to cope with it. I for one will still be wearing extra clothing. I'd like to see him try and take it off me.
Feel free to leave a comment if you have any more information. "Anonymous" comments are just that, anonymous, so if you're worried about preserving your identity then stop it, no one will know!
P.S. I'd also like to know where there was a sign telling me to "STOP CHILDREN CROSSING" floating around the grass and humanities today? I think telling me to run over children as they cross the road is a great idea, but I'm wondering if there is a point scoring system?
P.P.S. The old bitterdays site is still up if you want to see any of the old articles/banners etc. Find it here
That's just so typical of Edgehill. 'Beyond the best, there is a better. That said, our pupils can't even walk and carry plates at the same time.'
To be fair, if you get pudding as well you have to carry one plate in each hand, which involves multi-tasking...
It's like Edgehill sports, we can't win because we don't work as a team; we can't move and look around at the same time.
And when I say "we" I mean "everyone apart from me"