In Humour:
This guy's gonna regret playing with fireworks when he wants to have children
Seriously, how dumb do you have to be to hold a lighted firework where your knob is? Do people not realise that Fireworks go BANG and blow stuff up? Jeees. If there's a better reason not to shave your head portraying your idiocy I've yet to see it.
Here's a prank you should try on your parents tonight
If would have been even more funny if they'd rigged up some water or something so that when the table rocked the water splashed all over him. Actually, make that boiling water. Heh Heh Heh.
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In News:
ALMATY (Reuters) - Burglars in Kazakhstan locked a funeral parlour employee in a coffin and kept him there unconscious while rummaging for cash in the shop.
Serik Sarsenbayev said he was on his own late at night when two masked burglars burst into the parlour and beat him until he fainted.
The thieves then nailed him into a wooden coffin and carried on their search for a money safe, he told Reuters by telephone from the steppe town of Temirtau.
He was later freed by the driver of the parlour's hearse.
The thieves made away with the equivalent of $23,000 (13,000 pounds) and remain at large, the daily Express K reported.
This is an amusing story when you look at it the first time...but look closer. What the hell was he doing in the funeral parlour "late at night"? Seriously? WHAT, was he doing? ... I don't think I want to know... and why did the driver turn up as well? Surely he would have had to have turned up "late at night" in order to free the guy from the coffin before he suffocated. I'm getting my ass cremated, not stuffed with funeral parlour workers.
This guy's gonna regret playing with fireworks when he wants to have children
Seriously, how dumb do you have to be to hold a lighted firework where your knob is? Do people not realise that Fireworks go BANG and blow stuff up? Jeees. If there's a better reason not to shave your head portraying your idiocy I've yet to see it.
Here's a prank you should try on your parents tonight
If would have been even more funny if they'd rigged up some water or something so that when the table rocked the water splashed all over him. Actually, make that boiling water. Heh Heh Heh.
and if you're looking for a good few laughs, check out Google Idol!
In News:
ALMATY (Reuters) - Burglars in Kazakhstan locked a funeral parlour employee in a coffin and kept him there unconscious while rummaging for cash in the shop.
Serik Sarsenbayev said he was on his own late at night when two masked burglars burst into the parlour and beat him until he fainted.
The thieves then nailed him into a wooden coffin and carried on their search for a money safe, he told Reuters by telephone from the steppe town of Temirtau.
He was later freed by the driver of the parlour's hearse.
The thieves made away with the equivalent of $23,000 (13,000 pounds) and remain at large, the daily Express K reported.
This is an amusing story when you look at it the first time...but look closer. What the hell was he doing in the funeral parlour "late at night"? Seriously? WHAT, was he doing? ... I don't think I want to know... and why did the driver turn up as well? Surely he would have had to have turned up "late at night" in order to free the guy from the coffin before he suffocated. I'm getting my ass cremated, not stuffed with funeral parlour workers.
Just to overstate the understated, necrophilia.
You didn't have to say it :( I thought they were playing zombie poker..