America Still Makes No Sense

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Ok, here's the first "news" article of the blog. Basically, old people were studied and shown to spend only 15 minutes per day on sex and romance, and up to 5 hours watching TV/surfing the net, on average.

I would like to draw your attention to 2 things near the top of the article, because I know you won't read to the bottom, and I sure as hell didn't.

Firstly - "Later in life, you have a different perspective of what sex is all about," John Wright, an Ipsos Reid spokesman, said on Thursday.

What is sex about when you're young then? I believe he's insinuating that when you're young sex is fun, and when you're older sex is more passionate and loving. Way to go show your love by spending more time with the TV, you ageist jackass. It's clear to see that John Wright is making up poor excuses here for his lack of "getting some".


Next - Of 2,500 people surveyed, more than half said they were often too tired to have sex, while 42 percent said they were too stressed out and 40 percent said they did not have time.

Let's do the maths.
Over 50% = too tired. Let's say 51%.
42% are too stressed
40% have no time

51 + 42 + 40 = 133%

133% of 2,500 people don't have sex due to 3 different reasons. What about the people who do have regular sex? Do they fall into minus figures? Stupid Reuters. Make it clearer what you're on about next time. If you mean 40 percent of the 51% of people don't have sex regularly due to no time, SAY THAT. Otherwise we'll continue believing that America is a country of morons. You have helped nothing.

2 Responses to “America Still Makes No Sense”

  1. # Anonymous Anonymous

    Ahahaha! Classic.
    You're right though, America sucks.

    It's a while since I've been to your website, I came whilst it was still "Danownsyou". It's come a long way, and looks good.

    Is there still a forum?  

  2. # Blogger Solon

    Hey Lloyd welcome back.

    There is a forum still, though it's pretty slow moving I would say.

    http://s13.invisionfree.com/BitterDays

    you can see the old bitterdays site here: http://bitterdays.bravehost.com/BitterDays/html/index.htm

    hope you keep checking back, I've got a few good ideas for articles which I should get to soon :)  

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